Trump’s supporters are calling Tim Cook, CEO of Apple Inc. to refrain from unhealthy fellatio ie. Continue To Consume Made In China Dick!
Dear Apple Company: Stop Sucking Small Chinese Cock, Come Home to America
Apple prices may increase because of the massive Tariffs we may be imposing on China – but there is an easy solution where there would be ZERO tax, and indeed a tax incentive. Make your products in the United States instead of China. Start building new plants now. Exciting! #MAGA
Apple prices may increase because of the massive Tariffs we may be imposing on China – but there is an easy solution where there would be ZERO tax, and indeed a tax incentive. Make your products in the United States instead of China. Start building new plants now. Exciting! #MAGA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 8, 2018
Tim Cook is a cocksucker.
The MAGA fans further commented:-
But doesn’t he prefer to suck BIG WHITE COCKS than tiny Chinese ones?
I don’t really know anything about faggots.
Maybe they prefer small cocks?
I do know a thing or two about women, and I know they prefer MASSIVE COCKS.
Maybe that doesn’t translate to faggots. I don’t know. And to be perfectly frank with you, I have no desire to know, Tim.
But whatever size cocks you like, Tim, here’s the thing: you need to come home.
You need to bring the factories home.
You need to make these products in America.
I don’t mind paying an extra couple hundred dollars on the phone, Tim. I typically don’t buy products from people who suck cock – whatever the size – as a rule. But I like Apple. I think these are good products. They are objectively good products. The cocks you suck, Tim, the sizes of them – this is not my business.
Come home, you cocksucking faggot.
It’s time.
Really?
More MAGA fans have come forward to say Yes! Made in USA dicks are sweeter.
Ariadne Shaffer
But what these MAGA fans do not know is Apple ain’t gonna give up the Made In China Dicks anytime soon.
Reason?
- It’s perfectly okay to jack up prices of Apple products (ie. trade tariffs is a non-issue) eg. No one buys iPhone becos it’s cheap. On the contrary, orgasm level of Apple fans is directly correlated to retail prices of the products. The more expensive the price, the wetter Apple fans will be…
- In any case, fucking Apple simply do not not know how to made a phone. So, manufacturing phone is out of the question. Letc.one make them in U.S.
- That said, I suggest Apple just fucking jack up the price of iPhone to say, $9,999.99 a pop. People will continue buy any iShit … You know, just do some cosmetic changes eg. replace the Gorilla glass to Baboon Plastic (call it iNanoGrapheneX or something like that…).
Incidentally, Africans also complained about Chinese dicks, sorry, about Chinese condom size …
Meanwhile, here are more leaks of coming Apple’s iSuck series:-
Faye Brookes
Lacey Banghard