There’s something about public sex that seems to get a lot of people excited. Our more sexually adventurous writers will often share stories of their sexcapades with neighbors or workers and a common theme of these tales is the excitement over potentially getting caught.
While many people have sex outdoors and get away without anyone noticing, there are still a select few who do get busted and they usually make for the more humorous stories. This time it’s a Chinese couple who were caught having sex on a bench, and their reaction to getting caught is priceless.
25-year old Lei Mei Ni and her boyfriend 26-year-old Dong Jen were noticed having sex by onlookers and a diligent parking attendant. When the man approached the couple to break up their shenanigans, the couple looked at him and sped up their fucking. Aggressive!
Rather than ruin their moment, the couple decided to speed things along so they could have their finish and get out of everyone’s way. All things considered this is actually a pretty solid compromise.
Being a cool guy, the parking attendant didn’t report the couple but he did apparently spill the details to any reporter who would talk to him. He explained:
“At first I thought he was asleep or just lying on top of her. But then I saw the tell-tale signs. His trousers being down also gave it away. But when the guard came over, rather than cover up, he just started to speed up […] I wouldn’t say it was shocking, more weirdly comical. I was shouting at them to stop and they were saying they were nearly finished. I took down their names but in the end did not report them. They were very drunk.”
Drunk Chinese Couple Caught Having Public Sex
There is video of the encounter that shows the man’s reaction to the outdoor tryst, but because it’s heavily censored it’s about as sexy as masturbating to an Atari game. That being said- I still tried.
WTF, lets get back to the serious business of fappening …