Chinese-made condoms too small, Zimbabwe’s health minister complains
“Really? I don’t care. I prefer to swallow it raw.”
Further to Dear Apple: Stop Sucking Small Chinese Cock, apparently the Africans too think Made in China Dicks aren’t exactly the right dick for their consumption?
“This is how you enjoy small dicks… Do the cowgirl!”
One Chinese manufacturer says it is considering making its contraceptives in various sizes after hearing complaint from the African government official.
You mean there is only one size condom in China all this while? That all the 1.5 billion souls over there have similar sized dicks? Shocking!
A Chinese condom manufacturer says it is considering making its products in different sizes after Zimbabwe’s health minister complained that contraceptives made in China and exported to the African nation were too small for its men.
Health Minister David Parirenyatwa made the comments at an event in the capital Harare last week to promote HIV/Aids prevention, according to the website New Zimbabwe.com.
“The southern African region has the highest incidence of HIV and we are promoting the use of condoms,” Parirenyatwa was quoted as saying.
“Youths now have a particular condom that they like, but we don’t manufacture them. We import condoms from China and some men complain they are too small.”
“Yeah? Big Nation, Small Condom?”
Parirenyatwa added that Zimbabwean firms should look at making condoms rather than relying on imports.
David Parirenyatwa, Zimbabwe’s health minister.
Zhao Chuan, the chief executive of the condom manufacturer Beijing Daxiang and His Friends Technology Co, told the South China Morning Post the firm was planning to make contraceptives in different sizes.
“Yes, Boss. We will start making condom in different sizes. What took us so long to realize dicks aren’t the same, physically speaking?”
“As to the different demands from customers such as in Zimbabwe, Daxiang, as a Chinese manufacturer, has the ability and the obligation to make a contribution, so we have started to do some surveys on users’ data in the region to make preparations for future products with different sizes,” Zhao said in an email.
Zhao said that customers around the world had different requirements, with Chinese men preferring thinner condoms while not worrying about the size, while customers in North America liked a softer contraceptive (Americans got soft dicks?)
China has about 300 condom manufacturers producing about 3 billion of the contraceptives each year.
Anyway, it seems Size isn’t really a major factor in sex.
One guy actually get turned on by by comments about his little dick:-
I’ve had a couple of partners comment on the small size of my dick.
My ex said “What are we going to do with this then? When she pulled down shorts. My wife giggled and said ” My God is that it? On seeing me for the first time. I think both reacted out of surprise rather than anything else and I wasn’t offended.
In fact I was turned on by the fact the viewed me as small yet were very enthusiastic about sex. I’ve since encouraged my wife to talk about the difference size makes, and remind me I am the smallest guy she has experienced. Despite her initial reticence she has come to enjoy indulging my unexpected pleasure in this. I don’t think this is SPH as that seems to involve degrading and emasculating comments.
On the other hand, a man with a giant dick has this say: –
Big dicks are not always a good thing.
As an owner of an 8” penis, it’s pretty annoying sometimes.
Special underwear because the normal ones are uncomfortable. Large condoms became the regular ones feel like they’re crushing your penis and have more chance or ripping. Constantly having to stop during sex because you hit the cervix all the time. Can NEVER hide an erection no matter how hard you try. Bulge is an issue in dress pants at work/formal occasions. There is always teeth during blow jobs.
Sex is probably the most annoying once because unlike in porn, most real people don’t like having their cervix hit. Very rarely do you find someone who can take the whole thing comfortably, Trust me, having a big dick isn’t all it’s made out to be.
Which is which?
No idea, all I know is China also got another related scandal:-
Social media erupts with shame and rage after China’s biggest lunar new year broadcast reportedly shows a Chinese woman wearing black face and an exaggerated bottom in a skit about Chinese-African ties.