The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
- The good news is that they already found a replacement for Anthony Weiner. The bad news is that it’s Brett Favre.
- The good news is that Congressman Weiner resigned but the bad news is that he made the announcement shirtless over Skype.
Late Show With David Letterman
- Anthony Weiner has asked that everyone respect his privacy. I guess that wasn’t his concern when he was texting pictures of himself.