These Ancient Chinese Sex Toys Are the World’s Kinkiest Treasures
The Han Dynasty was a very sexy time
World’s oldest sex toy found in China
2,000-year-old bronze pleasure device is found in the tomb of an ancient Chinese aristocrat
- Rare ancient Chinese sex toys will go on display at the United States
- They were found inside the tombs of the rich and powerful from the past
- Both date back more than 2,000 years and ‘could be worn and used’
- One item is believed to belong to a regional king and the other an aristocrat
Is this the world’s oldest sex toy?
Imagine you’re a rookie archaeologist. You probably studied for many years to hone your craft in a prestigious archaeology program at a prestigious university, putting in blood, sweat, tears, and whatever other bodily fluids are essential to being a good archaeologist. You’ve just been hired by some esteemed team to do your first major dig. It’s in China—the modern-day Jiangsu Province near Shanghai, in fact. This is the big time. You’ve been tasked with exploring ancient tombs that belonged to China’s Han Dynasty. Just think of all the fascinating treasures you could find. Think of the historical implications. This is what you’ve worked your whole life for. They’re going to write about you in archaeological textbooks someday. And then you make your first discovery: It’s a sex toy.
In 2009, archaeologists unearthed two 2,000-year-old sex toys that Chinese royals used to pleasure themselves—one with a metal ring attached to it, the other with a flat base, both old as dirt. And although these kinky antiques were sent to a Chinese museum, the public hasn’t been able to see them until now, per The Daily Mail. Both sex toys, as well as lots of other cool artifacts from back in the day that admittedly aren’t as funny as two historic dildos, will be on display at the Asian Art Museum of San Francisco from February 17 to May 28. Maybe they’ll show off these 30 Best Sex Toys in a space museum 2,000 years from now.
The two extraordinary sex toys will go on display at an upcoming exhibition at the Asian Art Museum of San Francisco in the United States.
The exhibition, called ‘Tomb Treasures’, will showcase more than 160 artefacts from the Han Dynasty.
The historical items, all found inside ancient tombs, include luxurious daily life ornaments, worship items as well as private objects associated with sex and pleasure.
Zhang Fan, the co-curator of ‘Tomb Treasures’, said the two pleasure devices ‘could be worn and used’ and that they reflected an ‘almost modern appreciation for the body’s needs and wants’.
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