Happy Fourth of July, Independence Day of the United States
July 4th Sex Survey Shows Americans Love to Get It On — In Public!
More than 73% of Americans surveyed said they have had sex on July 4th
Sex survey finds that everyone has sex on the holiday, or at least wants to …
Katy Perry Gets Naked For July 4th?
Fail. No Stars and Stripes.
Having sex is a popular July 4th activity
Barbecues are not everyone’s favorite July 4th activity after all. There’s nothing like sex on a hot, national holiday.
A survey of 1,000 Americans by sex toy manufacturers Love Honey found that 73.5% have had sex on July 4th–and 21% have had sex outdoors.
That’s not all: 44% want to spend July 4th with their lover, and 23% said their dream holiday involves lots of sex. Sixteen percent said they have had sex during the fireworks, and 25% said they had left parties to have sex. But that’s not all people like to do on the holiday: 43% said they like spending the long weekend with family, 40% said hanging out with friends, 40% said at a barbecue and 33% said spending time by the water.
Despite all this hot sex, only 6% of respondents said July 4th was their favorite holiday to have sex. The winner was New Years Eve, with 44% preferring to ring in the new year with sex.
Topless Chelsea Handler wipes out in dramatic fashion as she water skis on July 4th …
Chelsea Handler celebrated Fourth of July in her birthday suit as the star went water skiing topless. The chat show host isn’t shy about baring her body – and is a big advocate of the #FreeTheNipple campaign – and she showed it off as she rode along … Mirror
Chelsea Handler Goes Waterskiing Completely Topless On July 4th — Watch Hollywood Life
Irina Shayk poses TOPLESS in bed as she celebrates Fourth of July
Irina Shayk isn’t American, but she still wished everyone well on the Fourth of July with a seriously steamy snap. The stunning model posed almost naked in a raunchy selfie as she woke up in bed during a trip to Paris … Mirror
Emily Ratajkowski’s mini stars and stripes
Stars and stripes on Independence Day
Whatever … God Bless America
July 4th Funny Quotes: 20 Hilarious Sayings About America’s Independence
America’s Independence Day is celebrated on the fourth of July each year and this year, we’ve rounded up 20 hilarious July 4th quotes about the country. After all, we wouldn’t be Americans if we didn’t know how to take a joke and laugh at ourselves. Fun fact: Did you know that the Declaration of Independence was not signed on July 4? The wording of the Declaration of Independence was approved on July 5, 1776. And while we all celebrate July 4 as Independence Day, July 2 was a close second.
Sarah Palin?
Holly Peers Titties For Independence Day
1. “When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.” — George Carlin
2. “Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.” — James Joyce
3. “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” — Stephen Colbert
4. “Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.” — George Will
5. “Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that getc.l the publicity. But then, we elected them.” — Lily Tomlin
July 4th Victoria Justice Style
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6. “America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.” — Arnold Joseph Toynbee
7. “It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.” — Mark Twain
8. “I do feel more myself in America. I can regress there, and they have roller coaster parks.” — Alan Rickman
9. “The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.” — Oscar Wilde
10. “In America, anyone can become President. That’s the problem.” — George Carlin
Heather Graham: WTF, this is how to celebrate July 4th properly … Yeah, Freedom Day!
11. “America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.” — John Updike
12. “I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering.” — Yakov Smirnoff
13. “Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.” — Clive James
14. “It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out.” — George Mikes
15. “In America, sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world, it’s a fact.” — Marlene Dietrich
Starlet Emily Osment Warming Up For A July 4th Bonking Session?
16. “Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.” — Woody Allen
17. “Ninety-eight per cent of American homes have TV sets – which means the people in the other two per cent have to generate their own sex and violence.” — Franklin P. Jones
18. “Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.” — Dan Rather
19. “In America you can say anything you want, as long as it doesn’t have any effect.” — Paul Goodman
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Jaime Pressly – Stars and Stripes Forever … Let me shoot an arrow into your ass?