Meghan Flather in War
- Everything was good…until she turned around … The ass was flat.
- Yeah, but she has Peggy Hill’s tits.
- I think her ass looks great. I’d eat it with maple syrup.
Iliza Shlesinger Selfies
Of Brunei, Prince Jefri, Tits and Trump
The Myanmar Times
Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah and his younger brother Prince Jefri, their multiple wives and partners and other family members epitomise righteousness, as was evident when, just a year ago this week, they banned Christmas.
The extermination of Christmasy effusions, however, was not the only noteworthy event to have occurred in Brunei over the past couple of months … Another institution that disappeared was the punchy Brunei Times.
When he was finance minister in the late 1990s, Jefri siphoned off more than US$15 billion from the Brunei Investment Agency and used the dosh to go on a breathtaking spending spree.
He bought a fleet of luxury cars, nine aircraft – including a private Boeing 747 – a luxury yacht called “Tits” with lifeboats named Nipple 1 and Nipple 2, paintings by Renoir, Manet and Degas, and more than 500 properties …
7 Crazy Sex Facts About The Prince Of Brunei
- He named his yacht S.S Tits.
- He keeps a harem of around 40 women, paying as much as $20k for two week stints arranged through his team of “casting” associates.
- He purchased several sculptured fountain pens featuring nude women on the lid and nude men on the barrel. Guess what happens when you put them together? Ecstasy–if you’re into pens.
- He also owned a collection of 10 watches worth about 5 million Swiss Francs. Here’s why: the design on the face of clock features a couple who mechanically copulate, every hour on the hour.
- He’s been accused of purchasing up to 50 so-called “prostitute palaces” for the express purpose of orgy and karaoke parties with women flown in from around the world.
What do the ruling Sultan Brunei do with all the money, and no jobs?
Well, they commission life-sized ultrarealistic pornographic statues of themselves, that’s what.
Lawyers for Prince Jefri Bolkiah, the kid brother of the Sultan of Brunei, don’t want jurors to hear anything about his four sex trophies in a blockbuster real estate trial opening next week in Manhattan Supreme Court.
Emilia Clarke plot from Game of Thrones
- God, I love that jiggle
- I love how petite she is, but yet is phat in all the right places. Truly a beautiful woman.
- It’s the teary eyed face that does it for me
- ….A bit rapey
- But it ain’t real. Is aight.
- On the bright side, you don’t need lube.
Madison Reed (Victoria Justice’s Half-Sister)
British seaside town is being plagued by pop-up BROTHELS using holiday lets as sex dens…with police discovering 14 in six months
- Police have discovered 14 pop-up brothels operating in holiday lets in Newquay
- People book the accommodation and turn them into sex dens before leaving
- Officers say women working could be victims of human slavery or sex trafficking
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