How Ashley Tisdale is still relevant is beyond me, I don’t know what’s going on anymore. If a mousy chick like this can still get all this attention, the stripper who spent about two and a half hours on my lap last night should be a superstar. I love fake boobies. Anyhow, here she is in her little leather skirt showing off some skin. Not bad. She’s still not ready to work the pole, but it’s a start.