Weakly Scandalous Quotes – AUSTRALIA & OCEAN ISLANDS

Jun 052011
 

With the two countries’ customs, lifestyles and cuisine growing more alike than ever before, it’s not surprising that tourism between Australia and the U. S. is soaring. ‘Down Under’ is no longer just the perfect title for the Kardashians’ memoirs.

(Bob Mills)

A new law could mean Australians will be fined for swearing in public. That means the whole country will pretty much be left to only say “G’day, mate!”

(Jim Barach)

Australia’s second-largest state Victoria passed a law against profanity Tuesday. It allows a policeman to write you a two-hundred-fifty-dollar ticket when you cuss or swear. If a law like this were ever passed in California Maria Shriver would be forced to call her husband ‘Arnold’.

(Argus Hamilton)

Auckland, New Zealand health officials were called recently when casino employees became the victims of an unexplained flea infestation. The problem came to light when a croupier manning a craps table noticed the dots on the dice were moving.
(Bob Mills) 

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