Are you ready for some alien midget nipple-action in the skankiest dress ever? Tila Tequila stopped byGreenhouse nightclub in New York City to perform her new single “I Fucked the DJ” Thursday night and it looks like she is done pretending to adopt children to appease the ghost of Casey Johnson who talks to her at night or some crazy bullshit she tweeted. Because there is literally no adoption agency (aside from a Russian white baby mill for Americans) on earth that will look at these drunken nipple slip pictures and say “we really need to put a child into this equation.” This young woman oozes responsibility, class and sophistication…or oozes something… best not to touch it. You don’t know where she has been. Or who has been in her holes! But at least her panties look clean right?
Tila Nguyen (pronounced /tiːˈlɑː ˈnʊjɪn/) (legal name: Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen, born October 24, 1981 in Singapore), better known by her stage name Tila Tequila, is an American model,entertainer, and singer residing in West Hollywood, California. She is known for her appearances in Stuff, Maxim, Time, Penthouse, her role as host of the Fuse TV show Pants-Off Dance-Off and her position as the most popular artist on MySpace (according to page views) as of April 2006. She was raised in Houston, Texas. Her MTV show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila premiered on October 9, 2007.
