People magazine confirmed the rumors from last month that Tiger Woods is in sex rehab. Because nothing cures you of your need for sex with random cocktail waitresses better than counseling. But apparently it is working because Tiger is doing an awesome job convincing Elin Nordegren-Woods her vagina is enough for his billionaire penis because she is reportedly halting divorce talks, according toRadarOnline. While I am kinda happy that they are going to salvage the marriage, I must say Elin must be insane for calling off her divorce from Tiger because she believes he is really willing or able to change. Granted, a big motivator is if Tiger ever cheats on her again, he loses a few hundred millions. Anyway, Elin is trying to avoid divorce at all cost because she is from a broken home herself and she doesn’t want her kids to be father less like she was after her parents divorced. Elin is said to be willing to live with Tiger as friends instead of lovers just to ensure the kids have their father. RadarOnlinereport:
Elin spent last week visiting Tiger, and participating in his sex addiction rehab treatment, RadarOnline.com reported exclusively.
And while Elin had made up her mind to dump her husband after he was linked to more than 14 women and his secret life of cheating revealed, time – and Tiger’s actions – have caused her to call off the divorce for now.
She returned to Orlando Sunday night by private jet after spending last week with Tiger. “She was happy when she came home,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Things went well.”
Elin has not filed divorce paper but has explored her options. Tiger sought treatment to save his marriage and so far it’s working, the source said.
So, Tiger Wood’s divorce is off. After his wife was spotted wearing her wedding ring again last weekend, Elin Nordegren Woods might be ready to take Tiger’s cheating ass back. Tiger slept with 14 to 16 named women during their five year marriage so who knows if he can change. The night Elin tried to kill him might have did more to change him than a month in sex rehab. Gerald Posner of The Daily Beast was on Today Monday morning where he recounted the story of what really happened the night of Tiger Woods’ crash. As told through a veil of speculation and anonymous sources. Us Magazine report:
Before the Thanksgiving crash, the sources tell Posner that Woods, 34, gave Elin, 30, advance warning that the National Enquirer was about to run a story claiming that he had an affair with NYC club manager Rachel Uchitel.
He swore to Elin that the story was false and that he had only met Uchitel once or twice at social outings. Elin remained suspicious, the sources say.
The day before Thanksgiving, as Internet rumors began to spread, Woods convinced Uchitel to talk to Elin. They had a 30-minute chat. After the conversation, Elin believed the relationship was platonic, the sources say.
But on Thanksgiving, Elin learned some of the Enquirer’s specifics about the purported affair and an argument ensued. To end the bickering, both sources confirm that Woods took Ambien to fall asleep.
While asleep, Elin looked through Woods’ cellphone, both sources tell Posner. She found Uchitel’s number (she was listed under her real name) and found a text that read, “You are the only one I’ve loved.”
Shortly after 1 a.m. in Florida, she began texting Uchitel, pretending to be Woods, according to both sources. She wrote, “I miss you,” and asked, “When are we seeing each other again?”Uchitel texted back.
At that point, Elin called Uchitel, who answered thinking it was Woods calling.
Both sources say that Elin said something along the lines of: “I knew it was you.”
“Oh f–k!” a surprised Uchitel blurted out and hung up, one source says.
Enraged, Elin woke up Woods by screaming at him. He was disoriented, still in a stupor from the Ambien, the source says.
According to the sources, Elin began hitting him on the chest and arms with her fists, and then finally chased him from the house wielding a golf club. Shoeless, he ran into the car and barreled out of the driveway before careening off a fire hydrant and then smashing into a tree, Posner reports.
Neither source knew the details of how the rear windows in the Escalade were knocked out. One source says Woods lied to police by telling them that his wife smashed them in an attempt to free him from the wreck; he wanted to protect her.
I think I saw this in an episode of Blacks On Blondes. LOL… Alright, it’s settled. I’m convinced. I would like to see video of Tiger running around the house in an Ambien daze trying to get away from Elin as she tried to kill him. On a brighter note, Elin supposedly visited Tiger at a rehab clinic in Mississippi over the weekend where I can only assume he tried to touch her breasts. I think I speak for everyone when I say of course sex rehab is working for Tiger. After deceiving, betraying and humiliating Elin Nordegren in front of the world, Tiger continues to take advantage of Elin by subjecting her to emotional blackmail. Tiger has been pleading and begging Elin not to divorce him and making her all kind of promises. I hope Elin has a clear understanding of Tiger’s issues prior to deciding if she will be staying with him and I hope Tiger can stop trying to fuck everything that move for her sake and if not the sake of the children. Click on pictures to enlarge.
Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements.
Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren (born January 1, 1980 in Stockholm, Sweden) is the wife of professional golfer Tiger Woods.