Archive for December, 2010

Heidi Montag Pretend To Have A Bikini Malfunction

Here is Heidi Montag in Costa Rica (she is back in LA now) last week pretending to have a wardrobe malfunction in these fake candids. As you can see in the picture above, she was frolicking in the ocean with a photographer, as normal people do, when a wave came crashing in and took her bikini top off. After the wave hit she struggled to put her boobs back into her strapless bikini top. The poor girl continues to live as a prisoner to her G-cup breasts. But not to worry, she is back in California searching for yet another plastic surgeon. This time around, the obvious trainwreck is hoping to get her G-cup sized breast down to a D or DD. So folks… enjoy them while they last if you are into freakishly large comical fake boobs!

It is just too bad that for this stupid publicity stunt she didn’t also pretend to show us her nipples too. And pretend to lick them for good measure. Her husband is behind her over stuffing her chest and all of these stupid publicity stunts so I am sure he will soon have her doing porn. The interesting thing here, for now, is plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, the man who turned Heidi Montag into a tragicomedic freak of science, died in a car crash three weeks ago. So at least he won’t be creating more Barbies like Heidi… Anyway, Barb girls can have too much work done and this chick is heading in that direction, supposedly it’s more addicting than crack (somewhere between crack and meth because nothing is more addicting than crystal meth) once you get going.Click on pictures to enlarge.

Wiki Bio


Heidi Montag (born September 15, 1986 in Crested Butte, Colorado, U.S.A.) is an American reality televisioncelebrity best known for appearing on the MTV reality television series The Hills. Montag is also an aspiring singer.

Vida Guerra’s Fat Ass In A Thong Dancing Around

Here is Vida Guerra showing off her amazing huge ass in see through lingerie and thong while dancing at a night club! I do not know if many of you are fans of Vida Guerra. But if you like girls like JLO and Kim Kardashian you might like her too. Just look at her prancing around in a g-string with her big ass expose and putting a huge smile on the faces of those guys. So I keep on wondering why she isn’t more popular? It’s not like you have to be ultra talented to be someone in Hollywood nowadays. I guess we can have only one ass queen at a time and her time will never come since Kim is younger than her. Click on pictures to enlarge.

Wiki Bio


Vida Guerra (born March 19, 1974 in Havana, Cuba) is a Cuban-born American model, actress, and singer. Her first notable appearance was in the U.S. edition of FHM magazine in December 2002; since then, she has modeled for many other men’s magazines.

Born in Havana, Cuba, Guerra moved to the United States soon after, ending up in the town of Perth Amboy, New Jersey. While growing up, she entered several fashion shows modeling swim wear, and appeared in a few music videos.

red yeezys red yeezys new yeezys black yeezy black yeezy yeezys for sale yeezys price yeezy boost 350 for sale yeezy boost 350 for sale cheap yeezys yeezy shoes for sale yeezy sneakers|yeezys shoes fake yeezys fake yeezys fake yeezys kanye west sneakers kanye west shoes kanye shoes yeezy sneakers yeezy shoes