Here is Heidi Montag in Costa Rica (she is back in LA now) last week pretending to have a wardrobe malfunction in these fake candids. As you can see in the picture above, she was frolicking in the ocean with a photographer, as normal people do, when a wave came crashing in and took her bikini top off. After the wave hit she struggled to put her boobs back into her strapless bikini top. The poor girl continues to live as a prisoner to her G-cup breasts. But not to worry, she is back in California searching for yet another plastic surgeon. This time around, the obvious trainwreck is hoping to get her G-cup sized breast down to a D or DD. So folks… enjoy them while they last if you are into freakishly large comical fake boobs!
It is just too bad that for this stupid publicity stunt she didn’t also pretend to show us her nipples too. And pretend to lick them for good measure. Her husband is behind her over stuffing her chest and all of these stupid publicity stunts so I am sure he will soon have her doing porn. The interesting thing here, for now, is plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, the man who turned Heidi Montag into a tragicomedic freak of science, died in a car crash three weeks ago. So at least he won’t be creating more Barbies like Heidi… Anyway, Barb girls can have too much work done and this chick is heading in that direction, supposedly it’s more addicting than crack (somewhere between crack and meth because nothing is more addicting than crystal meth) once you get going.Click on pictures to enlarge.
Heidi Montag (born September 15, 1986 in Crested Butte, Colorado, U.S.A.) is an American reality televisioncelebrity best known for appearing on the MTV reality television series The Hills. Montag is also an aspiring singer.